Monday, January 3, 2011

Need More Proof That Californians Have Lost Their Minds? - Here It Is!


I have lived in California nearly all my life except for the few years I left to attend college and also when I left to serve two years on a LDS Church Mission.  I believe that the people of California are essentially good people who want to do the right things and to help their fellowmen.  But on the other hand, as I see how they vote on important issues and completely reject common economic sense, I must admit that they may have completely Lost Their Minds!

Consider a few of the 725 new laws that Californians' elected leaders voted to go into effect in 2011:

AB119 - This law prevents insurance companies from charging different rates for men and women for identical coverage.
In this law you can plainly see Californians' desire for fairness.  They want to treat people equally.  However, since the dawn of time, insurance companies have gathered statistics that show that women have fewer accidents than men.  Thus the rates for men, especially young men, have been higher.  The insurance companies make their living off statistics and base their rates on them.  Now that the government has created this new law, the insurance industry must abandon statistics and decide whether to increase the rates for women, or to reduce the coverage for men.  Either way, the public are losers.


SB782 - This law prevents landlords from evicting tenants who are victims of domestic abuse or stalking.
Here again, you can see the goodness and the kindness of Californians and their desire to help those in need.  But now consider what happens to the poor landlord who rents to a victim of domestic abuse.  This woman can now refuse to pay rent and may stay in the property forever.  And believe me, this will certainly happen in California.  I had a friend who rented an apartment to a woman who never paid rent after she moved into the apartment.  When my friend approached her about paying him, she said she had no intention of paying him rent and that she would move out only if he paid HER $4000.  She said she had the "right" to be evicted and that she would be willing to give up that right for $4000.  The Ventura County DA upheld her claim and my friend finally was able to get her to leave for a reduced amount of $2500.  Such a deal!?  If only she had the added benefit of being a victim of domestic abuse.  After all, my friend did harass her when he was trying to get her to pay her rent.  The woman even hired a lawyer to file a complaint against my friend for harassment.  She could live there forever under SB782.


AB1871 - This new law allows people to lease out their unused cars without the need to purchase additional insurance.
This law is clearly the result of lawmakers smoking marijuana.  What is the insurance company going to do now when they receive a claim from a car owner who was leasing out his car to someone who had recently lost their auto insurance due to too many accidents and bad driving convictions?  They will have to pay and then they will increase all of our rates to pay for Californians' stupidity for such a stupid law.


AB537 - This new law will make food stamps an acceptable form of payment at farmers markets through the EBT process.
It is bad enough that welfare recipients in California use their food stamp debit cards to pay for Las Vegas gambling, cruise ships, and Hawaiian Vacations, but now they can use their food stamps to pay the added cost to buy their food at farmers markets.  I know a woman who has a pet rabbit and a pet turtle and a house full of cats.  They all are like a family and they all run free in the house.  The wood floor is rotted out from pet urine, and the furniture is matted with fur and ?????.  She mentioned to me the other day that she only buys her pets the good fruits and vegetables at farmers markets.  None of that regular produce from Albertsons or Krogers or Ralphs like the rest of us eat.  And this woman is on state welfare, too.  Now things just got easier for her.  She can use her ATM card to buy pet food.


SB1449 and AB97 - These two new laws have to be mentioned together.  The first makes it only an "infraction" to possess up to one ounce of marijuana where the second new law absolutely bans the use of trans-fats in food facilities.
The goodness of Californians really shines in these two new laws.  They want to allow the use of marijuana for people with cancer and they also want to make sure that people are eating good and healthy food.  What more could people of California do to show their love for humanity?  But when you put them together, you see how stupid they are, especially in light of California's stringent anti-smoking laws.  How can you forbid people from eating trans-fats in delicious fried foods like French Fries and Chicken McNuggets and forbid them from smoking cigarettes but allow them to smoke marijuana.  Let me get this straight? It is okay to smoke marijuana while driving a car but not to eat French Fries.  Does that make any sense to you?  And heaven forbid that a company like McDonalds sell a Happy Meal that offers children a toy along with their trans-fat meal.

AB715 - Requires that all new California buildings be energy efficient.
On the surface the law sounds harmless.  But when you understand what is meant by "energy efficient" and the cost of implementing the law, it scares you right out of the state.  We already have laws on the books that allow the government to regulate the air temperature inside our homes, via remotely controlled thermostats.  We already have laws that dictate that California homes be built with thermal insulation inside walls and ceilings.  They regulate how much water you can use to water your yard and when you can water your lawns.  They control the efficiency of your household appliances and now forbid you to have a gas or wood burning fireplace.  There are no more campfires, no more Tiki torches and they may even make it illegal to light a wooden match.


There are plenty more where those came from, too.  So if you are thinking of moving to California or starting a business here........THINK AGAIN!


You can check out some of the other new laws on the following link:

Sunday, January 2, 2011

How to Wear a Full Formal Kilt Outfit

I was checking out a Scottish WebSite the other day and I found this wonderful video with instructions on how to put on a formal kilt outfit.

Check it out.

Oh by the way.  If you are interested in purchasing an outfit like the one you see in the video,  you might want to know that you are looking at over $1000.

It is nice to think about though.  I wonder if you can rent one for a special occasion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50rEIHC6lB0&feature=player_embedded

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Provo, Utah Tabernacle Destroyed by Fire!

This past week a treasured landmark in the city of Provo, Utah was destroyed by fire.  Apparently the building is a total loss.  When my wife and I and our little family were students at BYU, we used to attend our Stake Conferences in the old beautiful building.  I used to enjoy the stained glass windows and the wonderful handiwork of the pioneers who built this grand building.


Here below is the way I will always remember the Provo Tabernacle; the last time I saw it.  A wonderful old building.


I have attached a news clipping from the Daily Herald in Provo, that tells about the tragic fire.

://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/article_616dbab4-09db-11e0-972b-001cc4c03286.html

Our wonderful daughter-iin-law Jill sent me this great video about a performance that took place in the tabernacle.  She plays the cello and since I used to play the violin, we both appreciate the great talent of this young man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-7t7lexVo&feature=player_embedded
 

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Idiot Drives Wheelchair Down Elevator Shaft

This idiot shopper was angry that the elevator door shut before he could get on.  So angry in fact that he decided to show that elevator door a thing or two.  Well he certainly showed the elevator who was boss, didn't he? 

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Grandma's Homemade Yogurt

During much of my early childhood I remember that my grandmother (my Dad's mother) lived for many years with my aunt and uncle (my Dad's sister and her husband) and their family in Palmdale, California.  My grandmother always had shelled almonds in the refrigerator.  When we would eat them she would remind us to always chew them 30 times before swallowing.  Have you ever tried to chew anything 30 times?  Have you ever tried to chew something 20 times?  By the time you have chew food 10 times there is nothing left to chew.

Anyway, one of the things my grandmother loved to make was her special homemade yogurt.  She had a special yogurt maker that she placed on top of the refrigerator so little hands could not touch it.  It had a white glass bowl that sat on top of a low temperature heating element.  I don't remember all of the special ingredients that she put into the bowl to get it started, but it included milk, sugar, and a bunch of other stuff.  As it started to "cook" it would bubble once in a while and the bubbles would pop.  You could hear the mixture bubbling on top of the refrigerator.  Any leftover items from the family meals were often added to the mixture, especially the last ounces of milk left behind in the kids glasses.  If by chance Grandma found that milk had gone bad in the refrigerator, it was quickly added to the mixture, even if it was separated and chunky.

I seem to remember as you walked past the refrigerator when the yogurt was bubbling, it was very important not to get any of the mixture on your clothes, if it spattered out of the bowl.  I remember that the mixture would burn a hole in your shirt or pants.  Powerful stuff that homemade yogurt was!

Well, as you can imagine, I never acquired a desire to eat yogurt after watching how it was made.  Even the kind they sold in the stores.  I thought all yogurt was made from fermented milk and table scraps.  After all, that would explain why real yogurt does not require refrigeration.  It can't go bad, because it already is bad.  Additional fermentation only made it better.

Of course there are lots of cheap imitation varieties of yogurt available in local stores.  They all require refrigeration and many have added fruit to make them taste better.


I have found one good use for yogurt as I have had to travel abroad for my job.  My first trips to France and the UK always left me sick for days, with stomach pain and diarrhea.  Before the next trip a guy at work told me to eat some local yogurt as soon as I arrived in any foreign country.  He said that the local bacteria would help digest the local food and items in the water.

Well, on my next trip to the UK I tried it and it worked!  I slowly acquired a taste for one variety of yogurt.  It is the Activia brand of vanilla flavored yogurt in the small dark green containers.  It has become one of my favorite snack foods now.

What I still do not understand, however, is why does store bought yogurt require refrigeration?  It must not be made the same way that my grandma always made her homemade yogurt.