Rule Number 1 - "Don't Answer Your Cell Phone While Sitting on the Toilet in a Public Restroom

The other day I was using the facilities in one of our men's restrooms at work.  As I sat there, I heard a loud cell phone ringer from the next stall.  It rang three times.  I wondered if the idiot was going to answer it.  Finally he did, but I am sure he soon regrettted his decision.  The conversation went something like this:

"Hello."  "Yes this is George," "What do you need?"

At this point a guy in another stall flushed a toilet and the loud flushing sound reverberated within the restroom.  The person on the other line must have heard the unmistakable sound and asked where George was.

"Oh, I'm at work." [Good answer, George.  Keep the details to a minimum]

At this point another guy in a nearby stall let loose with the loudest and most disgusting sound I have ever heard.  It echoed off the tile walls and instantly filled the room with a horrible smell as well as a dark mist.

"What's that?" [The person must have asked another question, that George didn't understand, probably due to

the loud noise.]

"Oh, it's just some guys messing around in the next cubicle." [They must have heard the sound as well.]

"No, I am not in the bathroom!"  [This comment was followed by another toilet flush and a loud grunt from another stall.]

"I will have to call you back later.  I am really busy, now."  [The caller must have been pressing for the truth]

"I am busy, that's all."  [Sounds like the caller doesn't believe what they are hearing.]

[Two more flushes and a loud groan reverberate within the room.]

"I AM telling you the truth!  I am NOT in the bathroom."  [The situation is definitely getting worse]

[By now, everyone in the room knows what is going on and are doing their best to make the situation as difficult as possible for this poor guy]

"Say, Mac!  Don't forget to wash your hands,"  yells one guy.

"I will, Joe, but it looks like we are running low on soap," adds another man nearby.

"What is that awful smell?"  asks still another.  "We are going to have to change your diet!"

"Hello.  Hello.  Hello."  [Apparently the caller hung up.]

DEBT UPDATE! - How Much Money Do You Owe the US Government?

I PUBLISHED THIS POST EARLIER THIS YEAR AND WAS RECENTLY SURPRIZED TO SEE HOW MUCH MORE MONEY EACH OF US OWES THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN LIGHT OF ALL THE RECENT SPENDING WHICH OBAMA SAYS WILL NOT INCREASE OUR TAXES (WHAT A LIAR!)  IF WE DO NOT FIX THIS PROBLEM AND GET THE LIBERALS OUT OF CONTROL OF OUR FINANCES, WE WILL SOON BE IN THE SAME SITUATION AS THE COUNTRY OF GREECE.  AT THE TIME I UPDATED THIS POST THE NATIONAL DEBT FOR EACH PERSON HAD INCREASED TO $41,863.  SEE WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU OPEN THE LINK BELOW.  IT COULD WELL HAVE DOUBLED SINCE THE LITTLE GIRL PUT THE SIGN AROUND HER NECK.
This little girl claims she is in debt to the sum of $38,375. However that number is out of date as it changes continuously. The little girl owes another $403 since she put that sign around her tiny neck. All of us are in increasing debt!

See the link below for one of the greatest items I have found on the internet. It is the United States Debt Clock and is continuously updated to show how much each and every US citizen owes the US government at any time of the day. Just place the cursor on any of the boxes and it will tell you the definition and the source of the current number. If it wasn't so seriously sad, it would be funny to watch the numbers wizzing by.

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

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Law Enforcement Does Not Mean We HATE You!

I know some wonderful people who live in the United Kingdom.  They have tried for years to legally come to the United States to live and work, but have been unable to find a sponsor.  They are law abiding people who recognize and respect US immigration laws.

I also have many friends who have gone through the long and sometimes expensive immigration process and are now proud American Citizens.  While they still love their birth country, they have learned to speak and write English, and have adopted the customs and laws of the US.  One of them got upset with me the other day when I bought a Japanese automobile instead of one made in America.  He is a true blue American.  

Then there are others, like those in this photo, who have come to the US illegally.  They do not recognize or respect the US immigration laws.  Some climbed over a fence. Others came in the trunk of a car.  Some walked through a tunnel.  Many walked through the hot deserts without food or water.  There are also some who swam across a river or two.  However they got here, many to not embrace US customs and tradtions.  They refuse to learn English and they wave their native flags in our faces.  They over-crowd our hospitals, our jails and prisons, and they pack our school classrooms.  They live off state welfare and burden our country with their problems, their graffiti and their gangs.

For strange political reasons, our corrupt polititions refuse to enforce our US immigration laws.  The border states of California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas are forced to accept most of the cost of this failure by the Federal Government.  They have appealed for financial aid from the Federal Governemt for years without help.

Finally the state of Arizona says "Enough is Enough!"  We are no longer willing to sponsor these illegals in our financially strapped state.  "If the Federal Government is unwilling to enforce their own laws, then we will use our own police force to do it for them."

And then come the marches and the protests.  "Why do you HATE us?" they cry,  "We are humans, just like you."  For some reason these illegals think we HATE them.  I don't know where this idea originates.  Just because we try to enforce the laws of our country, these people think it is out of HATE!  HATE has nothing to do with law enforcement.  We just expect those who come to the US to obey the same laws that we must follow.  Why should they be any different?

With the help of our corrupt and impotent Federal Government, these illegal immigrants have made a mockery of our system of immigration law as well as our ability to protect the borders of our own country.

The Cartoon That Got an Ohio High School Student in Trouble